Friday, May 7, 2010

Little Pictures With Big Ears

Several nights ago Jay and I were sneaking in some "alone" time after having put the youngest to bed while the oldest was occupied in his room playing video games with his headset on.

We were watching some girl on girl porn as I tried out a new toy I shall be reviewing for you soon. Let me just say the toy does wondorous things. Between that and the porn, I had an intense orgasm with deep, sobbing moans. Not 30 seconds after I was finished, we heard a knock on our door.

"Mommy?" comes a little voice

"Yes, insert daughter's name here,"I replied.

"What's wrong?" comes her timid query.

"Nothing, baby," I replied.

"Well why were you making that noise?" she asks.

Jay and I stiffle embarrassed giggles as I fumble around for a response.

"I stubbed my toe in the bathroom, honey, and it hurt, that's all," came my lame response.

"Why are you out of bed anyway?" I called through the door.

'Well, I had to go potty, then I heard you making that noise, and I came to see if you were ok," my innocent little girl replied.

"Yes,honey, Mommy is fine. Go back to bed now."

"Ok, Mommy."

What can you say about that?! Amusing, sweet, endearing, embarrassing, and annoying all rolled into one. But then again, doesn't that pretty much sum up parenthood altogether?


Bella said...

This made me giggle and cringe at the same time. I have an almost 2 year old daughter and soon I'll either have to get soundproof walls in the bedroom, or work on my "orgasm noise level". Ha. :)

bigd44 said...


It's one of those things that eventually happens to all of us. Aren't the little ones just so cute and innocent!

I see it is your birthday today. I want to wish you a Happy Birthday and a Happy Mothers Day, and I hope you get a good hard spanking from Jay! I only wish I was there to help!

Mimi said...

Bella...yes, having children in the house does tend to totally change your sex life...LOL. I normally try to keep the volume down or throw a pillow over my head,but this particular occasion I was unable to control myself, and I thought she was asleep anyway..LOL!

BigD...thanks for the birthday wishes, and yes I did get quite the lovely spanking I will relate for you soon!

Anonymous said...

I definitely recall one of those knocks followed by the question of "What are you doing in there?" In reference to the noise the bed was making.